No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize