On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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