did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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