You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Someone stole a lamp last night.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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