i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Someone signed my nipple.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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