haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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