He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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