I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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