New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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