Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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