No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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