This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
My breasts were aching with rage.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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