PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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