Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm too high and old for this...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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