If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You are a genius and a whore.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
