Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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