So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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