Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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