I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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