when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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