Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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