It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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