YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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