yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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