My balls are so social today.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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