There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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