She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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