I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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