love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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