My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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