Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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