i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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