I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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