Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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