I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
