It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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