Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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