i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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