Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
