I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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