I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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