He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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