im gay
i know
yea but for you.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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