I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I need a burrito and a hug.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
