: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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