She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm passing your future prison.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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