I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
