Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i need an iv and a liver transplant
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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