HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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