I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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