Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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