who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
