the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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