i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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