Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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