my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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